Original Guru of Good Game
Original Guru of Good Game

Episode · 2 years ago

Premiere of Original Guru of Good Game. (Season: 01 / Episode: 01)

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

The Premiere Episode of Original Guru of Good Game. The Hottest Info-tainment talk show on the planet. On today's show I cover three hot topics:1: How to know if you dealing with a "Stupid Person"2: Eating Groceries aka Licking Ass aka Booty munchin aka A Rim Job.3: Rent Party for extra cash.

Welcome to the Premiere episode of the original Guru of good game, soon to be the hottest infotainment talk show on the planet. I am your host, og zero game, and on today's episode we got three exciting and informative topics that we want to share what you talk with you about. Our first topic will be how to know if you dealing with a dumb person. Now that's going to be some good information and you're going to want to use that every day of your life. Our second topic for the day is going to be eating groceries, Aka Licking Ass, Aka, but Munching, Aka a rim job, and we got some good tips and techniques that you're going to want to employ so that you having enjoyable experience for both persons involved. Our third topic of the day will be the rent party revival. That's right, folks, we bring it back, the rent party, and we going to show you how you can turn that rent party into a bona fide side hustle. So let's get started with our first topic of today. Okay, we got a good topic for you today, and this topic today is how to know if you are dealing with a stupid person. And this is a very, very important topic for most people out here, because this will help you and your daily life and not having to deal with stupid people, because they everywhere. They are all over the world. You can find them in any race, any creed, any religion, any color, any nationality. You going to find some stupid people and most of the time these stupid people will get you mixed up in some stupid bullshit that you did not want to be involved in. That is why it is imperative that you know how to spot, or at least know how to weed out the stupid from the intelligent. So what I'm going to do is I'm gonna give you a little trick that I use. Learned this when I was a shorty, you know, moms, even though she only had an eighth grade education, the woman was a genius and this is something that she, you know, taught me when I was...

...little, you know, just as she said, to help keep you from getting mixed up with dumb motherfuckers doing dumb shit that you did not want to be involved in, and then you got to spend all of your mental energy and your physical abilities trying to get your ass out of that dumb shit that you shouldn't have been in or that other person shouldn't have been in the first place. But because they are dumb ass, they gonna get you in some dumb shit. And just remember there is no age limit to be in a dumb motherfucker. If you was a dumb ass when you was a young motherfucker and you spent no time trying to improve your knowledge base, then guess what, you going to be a old dumb motherfucker. And that was something that my uncle always used to say to me. You know what, no difference between a young dumb motherfucker and old dumb motherfucker. Dumb motherfuckers is just a dumb motherfucker, whether they're young are old, and if you're going to be a young dumb motherfucker and choose to be stupid, you won't be old dumb motherfucker. That was my uncle. But you know, love the man brutally honest will tell you the truth, even if you did not want to hear it, and he will tell it to you in no way, shape or form lightly politically correct or even give a fuck about your feelings. He going to tell you your shit and he going to tell it to you up front, straight and to the point. And if you don't like it, old fucking well. So now I'm going to give you this little technique that they gave me that you can use for yourself. And, like I said, this is a good game. Vibe nugget, this is real good game here. This shit works on like gang busters. It works on everyone and everybody you deal with, man, woman, doesn't make a difference. Works on both sides of the House. So ladies, use this shit too, because you know, some of them broughs you hang out with, they some dumb motherfuckers, and I don't mean to say that broad in a, you know, generalized, disrespectful turn, but you know what y'all dealing with and you know how Cattie your girlfriends is, and some of them just happen to be some dumb asses. So here we go. This is how you tell if you dealing with a dumb ass person. Now, like I said, some of you probably already doing this shit, which is probably going to Piss you off. He's like, damn, I ain't even know I was doing that. And the rest of you who don't know to do this. This is something you need to learn to do. This is something that you need in your mental Rollo decks that you need to refer to every day of your life before you walk out your fucking front door. Make sure you got this shit freshen your mind before you lead a house so you know when you dealing with these dumb ass people. All right, without further ADO, here is the technique. How to know if you dealing with a dumb person. Simple,...

...ask them a dumb question and if they try to answer it or they spend at least five seconds trying to think of an answer, you are dealing with a dumb ass and I would highly recommend that you get away from them is efficiently and as quickly as you possibly can. Be Polite about it, because dumb asses, you know, they tend to hold grudges and do dump is dumb shit just because they mad or they feel embarrassed, or they feel distor they feel upset of whatever is stupid ass emotion that they playing on, they cause them to do dumb shit. So just be careful of that. But I like to do is the how you doing? Nice to meet you a I got to run, I'll haller at you and then I get the fuck away from them as fast as I possibly can, and I would recommend you do same shit too. Whenever you dealing with a dumb person, always remember ask a dumb person a dumb question. If they try to answer it or they sitting there thinking on what the answer may be, that's a dumb ass person. Because if you ask an intelligent person a dumb question, they going to look at you like you are dumb ass, like the fuck you just ask me that dumb ass question for? Are you serious? That's what an intelligent person who do it. They might say something smart ass to you about it, you know, but you know, that's just the Arro again. Some smart ass people, some of them have smart ass miles and got to say smart ass shit. Doesn't necessarily mean you need to bust them in. They grill for saying this, the smart ass shit, but that's just the way some of them are, all right, so don't take it personal. It's, you know, way they brain wired. You know they don't mean to be offensive by it. They just like that. You know, knowing some of them people, because I got plenty of dumb ass people in my family, I can pick them out, spot them out, point them out to you. I won't do that because you know some of Y'all might be in a relationship with him. I don't want to fuck that up, but hey, that's that's like. So I'm gonna lead that alone. I ain't dropping no names or no IDs or identification. I don't do the name dropping shit. I don't need all of that recognition and prop bullshit. What I need to do is not get involved with dumb ass people, and I recommend you not get involved with dumb ass people. So keep that technique on hand. Always use that before you walk out your front door, go to your mental roller decks, pull up to how to deal with dumb people, how to know if you dealing with a dumb people. Come up with your stupid question for the day and roll the fuck out and let them here and then that way you can weed them dumb motherfuckers out and keep them out of your shit and keep you safe. You feel me. So do that and you...

...will be straight. Every time. This works every time. There's never been a time just don't work. It's going to always work. So use it and use it well to keep you out of that dumb shit. These motherfuckers out here will put your ass in all right. So that's this topic I got for you and I'm about to come up with another topic for you. Okay, we are here with a new topic in the topic of today, and this is just, you know, it needs to be said. I was wasn't going to touch on this topic too much, or I really wasn't thinking about touching on it at all, but after I'm reading this article on the Internet. Now I'm not sure as to how true this article is, but it brings to question that something might need to be said about this just to be on the safe side, make sure that, you know, things like this is covered and people can get a, you know, perspective on that. You know, like I said, we just talking here. That's just conversation, but I had to conversate on this one article that I read that a man had died from eating his wife's ass. Yeah, we talking about ASS licking, or AKA eating groceries. So apparently this brother, on request of his wife to eat her groceries, he ate her groceries and it turns out that the brother was allergic to shell fish and she had a guess piece of Shell Fishing, some fecal matter in her ass and he ate it and it killed him. least that's what the story on the Internet float. Now, how much truth to that story is, I don't know, but it does bring up the subject that, you know, eating groceries is fine. I eat the hell out of some groceries, depending on who them groceries is connected to, because you can't eat everybody's groceries. Some groceries just ain't clean and in this case her groceries was not clean, or at least not clean enough. So I'm gonna touch on this subject just a little bit, only because, you know, somebody should speak on some safety techniques and tips and shit like that so it can be an enjoyable experience for both parties involved. Now, just to give you a little background, I'm somebody who has is, produced, written, directed, rope distribute nx rated movie. I've...

...never been in front of the camera, but my ass have been all behind the camera. I've worked video camera, worked the sound microphone, I've written the story, I've hired the actors, set up the scenery, got the location, the lighting, backlighting. Only thing I didn't able to do at the first onset was find a fluffer. Them contend to be a little bit difficult to find when you know dyin starring in the movie and you know, they just ain't willing the you know, keep fluffing the motherfucker who can't keep this Shitthard. So when I say that I got a little insight into the adult film industry, that ain't just me talking shit. That's some real life fact. And the reason why I bring that up is because I think that you people who are watching porn and seeing in the porn movies that they just eating the ass and licking it and fingers and all this everything up in the asshole. You know, it gives you two dessens that you know, this shit just randomly happens. Like you know, you walking around, you meet a hot chick, y'all start kicking ned. Next thing you know, you back in the bedroom and you got your tongue and innch deep up in her asshole or in his asshole, because you ladies eat ass to you know, especially if he's an athlete, y'all will hurry up and lick that ass and make sure he won't go out and get his ass licked by somebody else. But Anyway, the reason why I'm saying this is because there is a procedure they go through before any ain't no plays taking placing any film or video or adult movie. So y'all need to understand it. You know, it's some things you got to go through before you can need to ask. Now, first step is the actress or actors, because, you know, gay porn be a whole lot of ass looking in that too. So the actress or act tour usually two days before or three days before they actually shoot the movie of them eating ass. You kind of start on a less solid diet, so to say. You know, you kind of like cleans out. So for three days, you know, you eat stuff like soup, ice cream, you know, stuff like that. Stops food, it is not to solid. And then usually twenty four hours before the day of, you eat...

...nothing solid. You nothing but liquids, just that and other make sure you get yourself a good shit. In matter of fact, twenty four hours before you do that joint they actually required that you have an Enema, Calinic or whatever, squires some water up your ass and the shit all that solid shit out. That's usually what they expect twenty four hours before they actually shoot. And in some instances, and most professional movies, you know, the ones would actual budget and you know, a real live production company who ain't full of Shit. You know, because you get a lot of those. You know, Hotel Room pouring producers. You know everything they do is in a hotel room. Is Cheap. Is just basically two people fucking and on camera and that's about it. You know they don't put no real effort into making it seem like it's a quality type flick. Now after, you know they do that cleansing and they do the enema. Keep that asshole clan, get all that shit out. Then, in only then, will they start doing ain't no play in the films and moving. And then you know you got to go in there and wash your ass whole third early before you expect your co star to add a mouth or a tongue all up in your ass. And I'm thinking that a lot of y'are not paying attention to that. So I want to give you a couple of good game by techniques, and it supplies for both men and women. You can both use them, and this will allow you to have an ass eating experience this enjoyable and pleasurable for both parties involved. First things first, if you are planning on having somebody eat your ass or your groceries, however the fuck you want to define it. And if you plan it on indulgent in that, make sure you wash your ass. I mean, I don't know how I have to say that or you know, and it just strikes me that it has to be repeated and it constantly has to be brought in on the subject that wash your ass, thoroughly wash your ass, make sure your ass is clean and you know, if you you know, not at home, then you might want to skip the ass play until you in a comfortable situation to where you can wash your ass. So now here's another technique you can use. Like said, you go out to the club whatever, and maybe you went out on the date...

...with a man or a woman, doesn't make a difference however you roll. That's the way you wrote. But you go out on the date and you know the vibe is there that Oh yeah, we going to be fucking up the bed room in a minute. We're going to tear some shit up, we going to break the headboards, we going to fuck up the cut the dresser and all the Shit on top of it. We going to knock some shit over, maybe rip some curtains down, knock some lamps over. We bout to fuck this mother lugger up because we bought to get all up into some serious ass fucking. So now, if that is determined, or least that is what is expected, you know, Y'all said you a few little flirty things and everything works out. And y'all know this is about to happen to night. Great, cool, wonderful do yo thing, getting in and fuck that bedroom up, ted a headboard to shreds, just teed at motherfuck up. But now, if you bought to do some ass play up in this way, you're going to either be licking an ass or fucking an ass. Either way it go does make a difference. Before you venture up into that Brown tunnel, first things first, have a washcloth and some good soap, especially some good smelling soap. Lay it out for your guests. You know, maybe they might want to go freshen up. Least I would recommend you might want to go freshen up before we go in this bedroom and fuck it up. So going there, wash your ass and make sure you take the rag, put it on your index finger and stick it up in there at least to the first knuckle and twirl that motherfucking around and get all that excess fecal matter from out Yo crack, because usuallyly a tongue is not going to go no further than the first knuckle of your finger, unless you got one of them really long tongues and you just want really nasty motherfucking going to get deep, full five inches in there. You know, Hey, do your thing, but I would recommend wash Yo ass and make sure that asshole is washed out thoroughly. Digging around up in that motherfucker. Get deep up in there. Clean the shit out of your asshole before you expect somebody to eat yo ass. That's, you know, just a good game technique. And FELLAS, keep a washcloth and some good smelling soap handy at your crib. So if you bring in the lady over and Y'all about to get down and do y'all thing, you know I'm saying, give it an option to go freshen up a little bit. You know, might even suggest that a listen, I'm about to go freshen up real quick and then I'm come back out and I'm gonna get things set up now. I mean, if you want to freshen up out of Washcloth, I got some soul tiles. You...

...know, the Lohan over there. You know, keep some little, you know, handy items laid out, you know, so in that way Y'all can have an enjoyable ass play experience. Simple as that. Keep a little washcloth there, little sweet smelling soap, least a good shit. Then that way, when they come there, man or woman, you know ladies, Y'all might want to keep a little washcloth and soaked because you know some of these brothers balls be sweaty as hell and be smelling like a fucking armpit. So if dude, you know, expecting you to give him some head or he want to go up in your asshole, or hell, even if you just want to go up into Kitty, make sure he wash his dicking balls and make sure that shit is clean and smelling nice. And if he ain't willing to do it, you know what a good technique is. Come out with a little bold warm water, with some soap and that washcloth and wash his shit for him, wash the Dick for him. I Will Guarantee You, Dad Ny, that man will fuck this shit out of you if you came out and washed his dick and then suck the shit out of it. He will fuck the hell out of you, he will blow your back out, he will stretch your shit out, he will make you nut. Why? Because you came out and you gently and caressingly washed his shit off. He's sitting there with a hard on Dick so hard cat couldn't scratch it, and he going to put that mother Lugger they use and he will tear that asshole up. He will eat some ass after that, I guarantee you more we could be tempted to eat a little ass after that, especially if he's sitting there watching you washing Yo shit up. After you get through washing his shit up. Now I would recommend you go dump that water and come back with some fresh, clean water and then maybe get your own rag and make sure that's clean. You know I'm saying, come back with your own clean rag, not then used, and then wash your own shit up and do that shit in front of him and he watching you scrub that asshole out, that kitty out knee, rubbing it in this, that and other, and then make a few moaning noises, you know, just just you know, just to spark things up a little bit. You know, that will make that man fuck this shit out of you and he will eat your ass like he was eating the seven course meal. He will eat the shit out of your ass, he will suck the crap out of your clip, but you got to make a few little efforts. Like I said, these is just some good game ybe techniques I like to throw out there help things along, you know, try to help balance some of this end balance between, you know, men and women, or women and women or men and men. How are you play your game? It doesn't matter. disapplies to everybody.

Wash your ass. Nobody wants to fuck a stinky ass. Nobody wants to have ass breath afterwards. Because now that's the next question I have. People, please comment, email, whatever you got to do. Hit me up. Let me know how many of Y'all kissing or somebody after they got through eating your ass and they come up with ass breath? That's what I like to know. How many of Y'all going to actually kiss the mother who I got after they didn't ate your ass and then want to come kiss you in the mouth and they breath smell like ass, particularly your ass. Now, I don't know about y'all, but for me that might be a deal breaker if I got to smell my own ass on your breath. That's why I don't do the ASS plaything, not because, you know, I'm prudis or squeamish, nothing like that. I just think that my ass whole shall only be wet if I'm washing it, I'm taking a really wet shit girlfriend, sucking the shit out of my Dick and slobbering like a motherfucking and it drips down and wet's my ass whole, or she riding on top and wet is the ocean and coming like a fire hydrant. Then that's when my ass whole should be wet, or if I'm swimming. Other than that, I prefer a dry asshole. But that's just me. You know, I'm not knocking anybody. Do your thing, whatever floats your boat. I prefer a dry ass but, like I said, that's just me. But for the rest of Y'all, like I said, if you going to get into some ass play, keep a little washcloth some sweet smelling soap in your bathroom and then courage, incourage the individual that you bought to either let eat your ass or ask you about to eat to go wash they ass. Wash it clean. Nobody wants to eat a dirty ass. That's just nasty. Now, I know some of Y'all on the nasty side like to get down nasty. I ain't knocking that either. Do your thing. If you can deal with shit covered dick or shit breath, mopile to you. I'm just trying to throw a little something out there to make it enjoyable, so you know, people don't have to end up in the hospital with Ecoli poison and shit like, because you know you get Ecoli from fecal matter or shit or do doo or boo boo or whatever the fuck you want to call it, but that's where you get ecoal I from. You know, when they be talking about that lettuce got ecoli contamination, that's because the people out there working on them big thousand Acre firms. Do you think they got port of Johnny's all up and down that motherfucker with somebody to go to the bathroom when they have to go? Hell no, your ass out there with a sack around your shoulder picking...

...lettuce, with a bag with a bottle in a bucket, a bottle to piss in and a bucket to have and shit in, and there's no way for you to wash your fucking hands. So if you out there and you doing your thing, you pick in and putting shit in the basketting all of that, and you, Oh, I got to take a shit, so you go on over here, sit on the bucket, take a dump, white you ass you might have some fecal matter on your fingers. Then you back over there picking my lettuce. Then I end up with fucking ecolie poisoning because you can't wash your hands. And the company this actually selling the lettuce, decided that ad will save a few dollars and we won't clean it thoroughly. Will just spray it down and move it to fuck on, which is usually the case, and that's why people end up sick. And they all at recall bullshit, especially that bag. Let us like, don't nobody wash nothing, they just chop that shit up, put it in the bag and then throw it into the store and tell you to buy a two five. Till you get sick, then you in the hospital, then all of a sudden these motherfuckers sitting up here trying to figure out a way not to compensate you for all of the pain and suffering that you went through because you ate. They contaminated shit. That's why more people should get into growing their own vegetables. Now, I know that's a vere off of the course, but just had to, you know, throw that in there. But once again, let's get back to the subject matter at hand. Eating Ass, AKA eating groceries. Wash Yo ass. Make sure your ass is sparkling clean as the same goals. The floor is so clean you can eat off of it. That need to be your ass. If you want me to eat some groceries, your ass need to be clean enough that I can eat off of it, and that means to wash yo ass thoroughly, completely fully. I want that mother going to be smelling like roses and spring summer fresh air before I put my nose in my tongue up in there. And if you can't do that, and guess what, ain't nobody touching your ass. I might stick a thumb up in their finger, you know, but I'm not too keen to coming out with a shitty covered Dick. And that's just me. Now, rest you brothers and you know, men out here. Y'All want to stick your Dick in the dirty ass, more power to you. Just don't be mad if you wake up one morning and you got all kind of rashes and bumps, nasty looking shit all over your Yo Johnson and you can't figure out what the fuck happened. It was probably when you was up in that dirty ass. So once again, wash your ass, whether you getting your ass eating or whether you about to eat ass, make sure that ass has been washed. And that is a good game vibe technique from the original guru of good game, zero game, and I hope y'all take that shit the heart. So we'll be back with another topic. Okay, I would...

...like to talk to you about the rent party revival. That's right, folks, I want to bring back the old school rent party and in case any you not really sure what that entails. With that means, it's simply just you host a party, you charge a little bit at the door and then you use the proceeds to pay your rent. Or you can do it and host it for somebody and help pay the rent. And, let's face it, we all need some help paying our fucking rent, so a rent party is pretty much a good way to do it. Now, how do you go about throwing a rent party? There is various, various ways you can throw a rent party. You can get creative with it. I mean you can have a rent party to for a premiere of a television show that might be coming on and some people don't have cable, so you can invite them over for a Rent Party watch cable see to show. You know, most rent parties, least the ones I've always thrown, we supply the food and the drink in a little puff, if you know what I'm saying. But that's up to you on how you choose to do that. So, but you always need to at least supply the snacks, you know, if you want to make it a byob and then you charge a few less dollars at the door. That's cool. Usually you charge between two and ten dollars, depending on the rent party that you trying to throw. You know, some people do a fight party and you know, you pay per view fight, you get that, or wrestling or whatever it might be, pay per view coming out and you pop it off that way. That's always a good way to do it, you know, especially when you have you super bowl parties. Only problem with that is most people got regular TV and can watch super bowl unless they going to black it out, but that's a whole nother area. But Far as rent party goal, so you can throw these any time in a month, any month of the year, anytime you want to do it. Mornings, news evenings, early mornings, however you want to pop it off, you can throw a rent party. And, like I said, if you want to do this as a little side hustle, then you might find a location where you can throw parties at on the low. You know what I'm saying. If you got a big house, you got a big backyard, maybe you got a big garage, someplace you can set up where you can hold at least thirty two, you know, at least thirty two fifty people and as you give you a nice little, you know, Chunky Change, you can do this every weekend, every other weekend, you know, however you want to do the frequency is totally up to you. So this is just a good way to make a little extra money on the side, utilize in your location. You know I'm saying, this is better than air being be because this way you know who coming to your rent party and and you don't have to be gone in order for the party to take place, only to come back and find your house fucked up by a bunch...

...of people you don't know what a rent party you usually know the people who come into it because, you know, you invite them and if they want to bring a friend or guests to something, that's cool. You know, you just charge by the head. And then, you know, I say, you make sure you provide the snacks. You know I'm saying you ain't got to get all the elaborate and you know, a nice little you know, fifty pizza and wing special, you know, would usually be enough to cover everybody that they get a you know, little something in you know, watching the movie or watching the fight or whatever you're going to do to throw your rent party. But a rent party is always a good way to make some quick under the table legal cash. Why? Because everybody like the party, so why not take advantage of it? Rent Party is basically a rave this more organized. That's about all it is. So it's always a good hustle. So I will say if you want to get one popping, then get it popping, plan it out, figure it out and it make it happen. You know, once again, this is just some good game vibe nuggets to keep you hustling. Now that is probably going to do it for our episode of today and I appreciate everybody who listened in and I would love to hear your feedback, your comments, especially on that rent party. I would like people to comment back in and I like to do a live shost of your rent party. So you can throw a rent party and we'll do a live broadcast and we'll kick it about what's going on and how you set your rent party up and your ideas and how you set up the flavor in the flow of it, and then we can share that with the rest of the world and maybe they can pick up some tips from you and maybe you can give some tips to them. Who knows? So if you want to contact me, and please do contact me, reach out to me at og zero game at gmailcom. That's og zero game at gmailcom. Also, make sure to like all our podcast episodes and comment. Please leave comments. I'm looking for feedback. I want to hear from everybody and tell me what you think. If you think it's a great show, great, if you don't, great, I want to hear give me some criticism, tell me what I'm doing wrong, tell me what I'm doing good. You know I mean just want to hear from you and maybe, just maybe, you might be a co host or another upcoming episode, but make sure you come back and you check in off and because we got some exciting guests. It's going to be coming up in future episodes. And make sure you keep a lookout because we going to have our side hustle Sunday segment. At means, starting in two thousand and twenty, we going to have a segment that we going to put out every Sunday and it's going to be called our side Hustle Sundays. So what it's all about? Side Hustle. How can you get a legal side hustle on and make that extra money without putting in a whole lot of...

...extra effort or going to jail, which is the most important fucking part of that. Not to go to jail. Who the fuck wants to sit up there in a damn cage with some stinky motherfuckers smelling the ass all damn day long and night only because what you was trying to pay a bill or feed your kids? So make sure you come back for that. And then we also we're going to have a special segment that we're going to come out with called pretty people problems. Yep, you heard that right, pretty people problems. Why? Because ugly people do not think pretty people have problems and since I wanted ugly people, I know pretty people have problems and we would like to share with them. Pretty people problems is and maybe we can have a solution to your problems. So all you pretty people who might want to be a guest on the pretty people problem segment, please hit us up. And that's og zero game at gmailcom. Og Zero game at gmailcom. You can also go to our facebook page, like us, leave comments, share information. will be putting up links to some of the reading information in material and some events that were going to have coming up in two thousand and twenty. All going to want to stick around for that. We going to have some real hot events coming up the we going to be doing live broadcast promos from so you might want to be there for that come two thousand and twenty. But make sure you go to our facebook page, original guru of good game on facebook and like our page and join, and then we'll look forward to hearing your comments and your insights. So, once again, thank you for listening. I enjoyed the conversation and hope to have many more conversations with you. So when you get a chance, hit me up at og zero game at gmailcom or come to our web our facebook page, original gurrule. Good game. I'm your host, og zero game, and I'm signing off pace.

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