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Episode · 2 years ago

Crazy people who not crazy and The Art of Kissing.

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

The second Info-tainment episode, with two hot topics. This weeks episode "why people should stop saying their CRAZY" and "the Art of Kissing is it still practiced ?"

Thank you, and welcome to another exciting episode of the original Guru of good game. I am your host, Oh g, zero game, also known as zero G, and today we're going to have a very exciting topic for you today. Now don't want to listen in on this one, because this is some good information that's going to be coming out to you and you want to pay attention. So that a topic for today is how do you know if you dealing with a crazy person? Well, let's get one thing straight first, right off the bat, because see, there's a lot of people running around holly and about I'm crazy, she crazy or he crazy or the crazy of you. You don't want to mess with me. I'm crazy, boy, I'll go crazy. See, that's a person that needs attention. That's not truly a crazy person. That's just somebody that wants to show off in front of a bunch of people and hopefully make, you know, a scene to where nobody will bothering room or go oh, look at them, they crazy. You Ain't going to one mess with that person, just that and other. But you know that's all bullshit just to you know, put up a persona in public, but a real crazy person, the people that are truly mentally ill to need serious psychological help. And the reason why I can speak on those is because I have crazy people in my family, and I mean crazy people, both by blood and married into my family. And I ain't talking you know crazy type where you know they just tend to do stupid things and you say, oh, that's a crazy mother, keep doing that stupid shit. No, I'm talking about one medication, need to see a therapists, psychiatrist, to psycho analyst threefold times a week, emergency numbers when they have an issues and shit like that. Them type of people. And the reason why I dis is, you know, such a touchy subject from me, is because there are truly people out there who have really severe psychological issues that they need help with, or they at least need to be recognized that they have these issues. And the problem is is that we got so many people running around hauling about I'm crazy, you don't want to mess with me, I'm crazy. You Ain't crazy, you just want fucking attention and you taking attention away from people who really do have mental issues and needs some kind of help or the least be acknowledged that they suffering mental issues and maybe the something that can be done to help them out or, you know, get them some kind of therapy, of treatment, of something that you know they can have a something that resembles a normal life. But see, they can't get that. Why? Because you got all you dumb motherfuckers running around howling about you crazy. So when you got people who work in that profession and trying to look out for people who do have mental issues, they...

...wasting the time on your ass pretending to be crazy. So why you pretending to be crazy somebody who actually needs that attention, in that treatment and care? They can't get it. Why? Because everybody wasting they fucking time on your trifling ass and there's too many trifling people running around howling about they crazy. And the reason why I bring this subject up like I was watching old episode of Jerry Springer. Yeah, I know, it's Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Yeah, I know that's all crazy shit, but it was just that I was watching the episode and this girl was on there hollying about how she crazy, she crazy. The dude that she so crazy over constantly telling her I don't want to be with your ass, get the fuck away from me, leave me alone. I found somebody else. I want to be with her, I don't want to be with you, this little nutty bitch is steady Holland about. Oh, you going to be with me? You Ain't going nowhere. I'm crazy. When I tell you we going to be together, then that's it. I love you this, that and the other. That's not love, that's obsession. You don't really love that person. You just obsessed with having control or having that person in your life. But that's not love. And anybody to tell you is love, they need to be smacked in the head with a hammer right along with your simple ass, because that was just some simple shit that you fighting and arguing. You hiding in bushes, in the fucking bushes, just to see if dude is in the house with a chick or if he coming outside, or what is he doing? You creep in and looking through windows, you digging in the man's garbage, garbage for what? What is you looking for? Trying to see if you see something with some woman's lipstick on it, some shit like that. That's obsessive behavior. That is nothing to do with being crazy, because he here's the thing about crazy people, and please take this to heart, because this is so true when it comes to dealing with, as we like to call them, crazy people. Crazy people do not say they crazy. Crazy people think everybody else is fucking crazy and they're the only one say so. The next time, did you want to run around at Hollybod I'm crazy, I'm great. You better pay attention that you ain't really crazy. And crazy people don't tell you they crazy. Crazy people think everybody else in the world is crazy and they're the only one saying hence that's why they crazy people, because they think they're not crazy. So if you going to play that role of being the crazy person, make sure you actually got some serious psychological issues to deal with. Other than that, you just fucking it up for the people who really do have severe psychological issues that they need to address to get treatment, for get, some help, but they can't get it. Why? Because they sitting in that long ass fucking line with a bunch of ignorant motherfuckers like you trying to play crazy so you can get a crazy check every month. And that's basically what it is. A lot of y'all playing crazy because y'all trying to get a crazy check and thinking there, if I go in there and I play the mental issue and I'm fucked up in the head and I'm crazy boy. They're going to break me off something Nice every month, just dad and the other. But then you got to stay crazy. And here's the mussed up part about collecting the crazy check. Once you get approved to get that crazy check, you don't get the check. You got to designate somebody who ain't crazy to get the check and then give you the money as they see fit that they can give it to you, which will probably lead to that person spending up your damn money. Y'All having a falling out, then our argument, the fighting, whatever else goes on. Then you're going to get exposed for not being crazy and get your check cut...

...off. Not only option you got is to reapply and try to come in even crazier than you was before, which probably going to lead to them recommending that you be held for a seventy two hour mental evaluation to make sure your ass ain't a danger to the public and yourself. So guess what, that Shit is not going to work them days is over a collecting a crazy check, going in there and saying some stupid shit and blinking and digging in your nose and eating the boogers and scratching your ass and talking like you got Tourette Syndrome and Shit and saying all kind of just wild, goofy ass shit out your mouth and think that was going to work to get you a crazy check. And now they peep that Shit. They recognize the crazy people think everybody else is crazy and they're saying and they're not giving out that crazy check as easily as they used to say ten, fifteen, twenty years ago. So if you trying to get a crazy check, give it up. It ain't happening. No more crazy checks is being given out anymore, unless you so damn crazy that you might actually need to be locked up in a psychological facility so you can get some help now. I just wanted to touch on that because we needed to and it's important and you know, I just want to make sure you people realize that. You know, crazy people don't think they're crazy, they think everybody else is crazy. So while you playing the crazy role, just remember it's really some crazy people out here and you won't fuck around and run into one of them and you're going to try to play crazy and no motherfucker is going to really be crazy and then they going to come on at your ass crazy and that's when you're going to realize the old shit. I need to stop playing a crazy role, because these motherfuckers out here ain't playing, they ain't fucking around. This mother really sick and I need to get the fuck away from them. So I just wanted to lay that on y'all, you know, give you a little something, something to look forward to in the future. Anyway, we going to come back with another topic very shortly. Okay, we got a new topic for you today, and this topic is the art of kissing. Yeah, I'm talking about the smooching, lip locking, the tongue tangle, whatever you want to call it. You know what in the hell happened to it? I mean seriously, just anybody kiss anymore today? I mean so far. You know, if you try to go to adult films and get an idea of kissing and stuff like that, you're going to be very disappointed because unfortunately, and most adult films, man, I mean them, people can't kiss worth shit, least the men can't. I mean I can't speak for the women, because they look good as he'll kissing each other, but most of they are in their action with one another is kissing or kissing something, but the way they do it with the men now, I mean it's just weak. It's like a couple of pecks, then on the slobbering on some titties, then pushing her head down to Slob on you, Johnson, and then after that is straight up into the fucking. And then it might be a peck here and they're in the process of all the sex, but the majority of the time is just, you know, just fucking. That's it, just bang, Bang, Bang, Bang Bang, nothing else to it, you know. And I'm just kind of curious because, you know, I actually met a woman, grown ass woman now, not a young girl. And I mean I can understand if you, you know, in your early S, two and twenty three and twenty five and you haven't had much experience kissing because you just didn't have a willing partner. But seriously, by the time you hit thirty thirty five, you'll ask you know how to Slob a motherfucker, damn, and if you don't know how to slap somebody, Damn, then you need to reevaluate your skills, because you ain't got none. And that is kind...

...of fucked up. I mean, seriously, who doesn't know how to kiss these days? But I guess I got to ask the question. Do People still kiss is kissing a lost art? I mean, do people do it, you know, for the pleasure of it, or do they do it because it's expected of them? You know, I rather do it out of the pleasure then just because you expect me to kiss you or you expect a kiss from me. Now, if I'm a kiss you, is I'm a kiss you because I want to kiss you and I enjoy the feel of your lips and the taste of your tongue and, you know, the breathing and the touching and you know, the heavy petting and all that good shit that come with it. I mean, I kind of feel sorry for some of Y'all out here, because y'all missing out big time. The intimacy, the passion, the the the lusted did this built up from kissing. Nobody seemed to do that anymore. Now I can understand that. You know, nowadays a lot of motherfuckers out here don't believe in fresh breath. You know, kind of hard to want to get down to kiss some motherfucker when they smelling like a forty or liquor, unless you smelling like a forty and a look at your Damn Soel and you know, and if you are smoker, oh it's even worse. You know, I mean, I'm a smoker. So you know I try to you know, prep up before I you know, for I pucker up. You know, breath, men's tick tags, mouthspray, you know, make sure I brush every day, Gargle at least twice a day, you know, anything to keep your shit smelling nice and Freshen and, you know, inviting, because the last thing you want is an uninviting breath coming at your ass. Talking about kiss me. So I can see why that might deter people from kissing as much as they used to, because, like see, nowadays the only time you see any real kissing is in the movies, and even that, you know they kind of you know, you can see who really kissing and who just doing it because they act, and that's you know, I mean, but that's Hollywood. You know, you got to expect it. You know, not everybody that appears in the movie together it's going to actually be kissing one another. You know, I mean, that's just reality. You know, I mean, I might work with you on the film, but that don't mean I want to kiss your ass. I mean Shit, your breath might be bad, yea attitude might be stank. You know many of reasons why you don't want to put your lips on that person's lips. You know, teeth might be riding my head, Ginger Vitus. I mean it's hosts the reasons that you can come up with why you don't want to kiss a person. I'm just trying to figure out is what happened, is to why that is not as popular as it used to be. I mean, growing up, shit, that's that was. You know how you got your first sexual experience? Was Y'all in the back room or the basement or back hallway at the park or something, and Y'all kissing like a motherfucking licking and slobbing each other. Damn. Nowadays, it seemed like we go straight from I like you to button making in the bed and fucking like we in a porn movie. And I'm starting to wonder, is that where a lot of the younger generation is getting there as sexual techniques and skills from? is because they sitting around watching porn on the phone and thinking that's the way a sexual relationship is supposed to look like between two people who are in a relationship and not realize. Man, this is porn. Porn is designed to look quick and to the point. You know,...

...firstly, myself, I think a some of this pouring today is a little on the rape side. You know, the way they, you know, portray women is these just do's a little slut. It's that all they got to do is whip out of Dick and all of a sudden she's bowing down. And I mean I see you know now some of that shit is just a little bit off the chain. You know, a putting the foot on the head and slapping the titties and slapping the you know, choking on them and shit and gagging them while laid and, you know, trying to make them suck a dick so hard that she throwing up. I don't know about y'all, but anybody throwing up on my Dick is not a fucking turn on, least not for me. I can't speak for the rest of y'all. Might like throw up on your Dick, but that's y'all. Go for it. Both power to you. Let's just hope some stomach acid. Don't come up on that, throw up and burn up the head of Your Dick, which is a possibility. So y'all need to remember that the next time y'all sitting there talking about you gag on it, AAG on it, throw up on it, throw up on it. You get a little bit carried away there, you might fuck up your shit. And far as I know of there is no repair for a burnt up Dick. I mean, a woman can go buy some new titties, but I ain't heard of a man being able to buy a new dick yet. I guess they working on it, but you know, they ain't putting out no advertisement to tell motherfuckers to come in, pay fifty sixty grand and get you a new Dick, even though I know, you know there's plenty of Little Dick motherfuckers out there to be more than happy to pay that money to get them few extra inches just so you know they can feel feel like they handling. They've been this in the bedroom. Don't blame them, but you got to do what you got to do. Anyway, back to the subject at hand. You know, is that why is kissing not a cherished art form anymore? I mean kissing his art. You don't just put your lips together and you kissing. There's some technique to it. You got to move in slow and gentle you gotta kiss solve. You know, I had this one girl. You know, her French kissing was shit. Homegirl didn't know what the fuck she was doing. I don't know who taught her how a French kiss, but she didn't know shit and it was just a bad experience. Every time, every single time it was just a bad experience. First of all, way too much slab coming out your damn mouth. This should not be that much damn slob on the kiss period. So either you need to learn how to swallow before you kissing Nigga, or you need to figure out how to dry up your damn mouth before you start trying to ask motherfucking to kiss you, because all that Slib and all running down your chin. All, yeah, that's fine if you sucking a dick, but that ain't really Koshier when you kissing some lips, least not for a woman to kiss a man's lips. Now for man kissing a woman's lips, and I ain't talking about the lips on her head, I'm talking about that other Sett of lips, then, man, you better be drooling like a motherfucker, slobbing all over that joint once again. The Art of kissing. There's an art to it. Nobody seems to take pride and they skills or they talent anymore. You know, it ain't ain't about, you know, doing it with some for nest and technique and skilled that it's an enjoyable experience for both parties involved. Nowadays, everything is whip the dick out, suck on it, suck the Pussy for a few minutes. Now Start fucking like we in a poorn movie and then squirt all over each other and then go to fuck on about our business or move on to the next person. I mean, if that's your thing, and that's your thing, you know, at Ain't mine. You know I'm little on the old school. That's why I'm a oldge and you not. Y'All young...

Geez, but y'all can take a little bit of this old gee wisdom. I mean it's some good game vibe Shit here that y'all might need to work on incorporate into your game. Yore in another thing, you know, when you kissing, do not try to lick my fucking consols. You don't have to stick your tongue in that damn fire in my mouth. I mean, Damn, I'm a man. I ain't really crazy about shit touching the back of my throat. Now I can't speak for a woman, you know. I mean, Hey, you like sucking Dick, you like feeling the, you know, head of a Dick in the back of your throat, more power to you. But as a man I don't find that shit comfortable or satisfying. And every time me and girlfriend tried to French kiss, she ram her throat so far down my fucking throat and I'm damn near choking on her tongue, like why is your shit so far in my damn mouth? Then when she try to, you know, do the little playful thing like when you French kissing, you know, you let your little tongues play with each other in this that another. I don't know what the fuck she was doing. You know I'm soft and tender. You know I like to, you know, let the tongue explore, you know, Lick Your Lips, you know, touch the tips, look along the side. You know I'm saying, let our tongues intertwine together. Pushing up together her. I don't what the fuck she was doing. She was looking my rammer tongue down your throat and then it start flipping it around like it's a fucking bird wing. What the Hell Are you doing? Why the hell is your tongue flapping all around in my damn mouth? That is not French kiss. I don't know what the fuck that is. That's almost like you trying to lick the color off of a ice cream cone or something. You Lick like like the hell, slow down, you know. You supposed to do it sensuously, seductively. It's supposed to be an art, its supposed to be, you know, erotic. That kind of kissing was just sloppy and nasty. And she swears she was doing something too, but you know, that's in the past, because I damn sure ain't doing that shit again. If you don't know how to kiss them, fine, we won't be kissing and we won't be doing much either, you know, because I mean shit, if ain't no kissing in the fucking then for me it's kind of a lost cause. It really ain't going to mount to anything. I'm a hurry up nothing. Get the fuck on about my business because, Yo, shit is boring and lane and unfortunately a lot of these women out here believe that. You know, I'm a freak. I'm a freak. Why? Because you let somebody fuck you a lot. That ain't a freak, that's just you, like you know, you and inflatable, fucked down. That's about all you a, you know, a mountain to but unless you got some kind of finesse, some technique, some way that you like to have your intimate relationships, you can extablish yourself being more than just something. Did you know? We want to come in busting nothing, roll on, and unfortunately that just seems to be away. A lot of this shit is going today, you know. But really, the art of kissing is a very valuable skill to have, and Y'all motherfuckers need to get your shit right before you start calling yourself any kind of I'm a great lover, or I'm this or I'm mad. You Ain't, ain't shit unless you know how to kiss, because if you ain't intimate, because kissing is intimacy, it produces a air of intimacy in our love making. If we ain't kissing, then this is just a this, this just basically pouring sex, I mean not even poor, and say this prostitute sex. Prostitutes don't kiss. Hurry up, Sticky Dick in bust nut,...

...get the fuck out and give me my money. So we having sex like that, then, shit, that ain't number prostitute sex, and I don't see. I mean it's good for a quick nut, but far is something being satisfactory and high quality or ain't. None of that happened. So I'm just lead that with y'all to start improving your kissing techniques. Practice on the pillow, if you have to find some willing partner who likes the kiss, or somebody who, just like you, looking to improve they kissing skills, and y'all can practice together. You know, kissing won't end up with pregnancy. See, that's a good thing about it. You can kiss and not end up pregnant. You can kiss and have a sexual, intimate act with one another that does not require you to get naked. So y'all can feel real touch, you know what I'm saying, and get all into it and at the same time practice your kissing skills, because kissing is something that you know. If you want to keep your relationship going, you've better learn how to kiss or you end up like girlfriend who did not know how to kiss, and I ain't fucking with her no more because that ended our relationship. There you know it. It wasn't satisfying, least on my end. I can't speak for her, but for my end I wouldn't satisfy it at all. So you know, I rote the fuck on and I would recommend anybody to do the same thing and roll a fuck on early. Don't try to sit around and hang around and try to see if you go I'm gonna make you work or I'm a change this person in the ain't nobody changing shit. A person only change if they choose to allow themselves to change. So I don't waste your time trying to turn somebody into something they ain't and that goes same thing with kissing. If somebody ain't in the kissing then don't try to turn them into somebody that is. That's got to be something that they want to do in something that they enjoy doing. When you enjoy doing it, you do it very good. When you don't enjoy it, you just do it just to get it to fuck over with, so they'll leave you fuck alone about it. So don't put yourself in that position, improve your skills and think. Use that brain, other than keeping your hair rooted to your scoup. Use The brain. Think about what you doing, how you do it, how can you improve doing it? As some questions afterwards or when y'all just chilling. You know a you just like to wear I kissing. Could I do better? Just that? Another you like tongue action. No, tongue action, I mean shit. Find out what the person likes before you even press them. Just bring you know. It's a good conversation piece to bring up. You know, hey, what do you think about kissing? You know, you like it, you don't like it. I mean what do you like about it? What you don't like? A body. All that Shit helps. So now I just wanted to get that in there and I hope y'all enjoyed that topic. And you know OGE going to always come back with some more good topics for you. So enjoy this one and when we come back, will hit you with some new topics. All right, okay, I like the thank you today for enjoying our show and I hope you got a lot of information up out of it and I hope you enjoyed everything you heard and also please like, comment and share on our facebook page, which is original guru of good game. You can go to facebook and you can like, share, comment, leave some feedback for us, tell us how you enjoyed the episode or enjoy the show, and if you would like to possibly become a guest on our show, please make sure to hit US up at og zero game at gmailcom. That's og zero game at gmailcom. Remember it to like, share and comment on our facebook page,...

...which is original guru of good game. So I enjoyed has conversating with you on this episode and I hope you enjoy the conversation we had on this episode and I look forward to bringing you some more hot topics. And don't forget our side Hustle Sundays will be coming up in two thousand and twenty. Also, be sure if you want to be a guest and you want to Co host our pretty people problems segment. So thank you. I hope you enjoyed the show and, once again, ain't nothing like it in life when your game is vibing right. And that'll be me. Sign it off that with your host, og zero game. Peace, happiness and love,.

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