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Episode · 2 years ago

Crazy people who not crazy and The Art of Kissing.

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The second Info-tainment episode, with two hot topics. This weeks episode "why people should stop saying their CRAZY" and "the Art of Kissing is it still practiced ?"

Thank you, and welcome to anotherexciting episode of the original Guru of good game. I am your host,Oh g, zero game, also known as zero G, and today we'regoing to have a very exciting topic for you today. Now don't want tolisten in on this one, because this is some good information that's going tobe coming out to you and you want to pay attention. So that atopic for today is how do you know if you dealing with a crazy person? Well, let's get one thing straight first, right off the bat,because see, there's a lot of people running around holly and about I'm crazy, she crazy or he crazy or the crazy of you. You don't wantto mess with me. I'm crazy, boy, I'll go crazy. See, that's a person that needs attention. That's not truly a crazy person.That's just somebody that wants to show off in front of a bunch of peopleand hopefully make, you know, a scene to where nobody will bothering roomor go oh, look at them, they crazy. You Ain't going toone mess with that person, just that and other. But you know that'sall bullshit just to you know, put up a persona in public, buta real crazy person, the people that are truly mentally ill to need seriouspsychological help. And the reason why I can speak on those is because Ihave crazy people in my family, and I mean crazy people, both byblood and married into my family. And I ain't talking you know crazy typewhere you know they just tend to do stupid things and you say, oh, that's a crazy mother, keep doing that stupid shit. No, I'mtalking about one medication, need to see a therapists, psychiatrist, to psychoanalyst threefold times a week, emergency numbers when they have an issues and shitlike that. Them type of people. And the reason why I dis is, you know, such a touchy subject from me, is because there aretruly people out there who have really severe psychological issues that they need help with, or they at least need to be recognized that they have these issues.And the problem is is that we got so many people running around hauling aboutI'm crazy, you don't want to mess with me, I'm crazy. YouAin't crazy, you just want fucking attention and you taking attention away from peoplewho really do have mental issues and needs some kind of help or the leastbe acknowledged that they suffering mental issues and maybe the something that can be doneto help them out or, you know, get them some kind of therapy,of treatment, of something that you know they can have a something thatresembles a normal life. But see, they can't get that. Why?Because you got all you dumb motherfuckers running around howling about you crazy. Sowhen you got people who work in that profession and trying to look out forpeople who do have mental issues, they...

...wasting the time on your ass pretendingto be crazy. So why you pretending to be crazy somebody who actually needsthat attention, in that treatment and care? They can't get it. Why?Because everybody wasting they fucking time on your trifling ass and there's too manytrifling people running around howling about they crazy. And the reason why I bring thissubject up like I was watching old episode of Jerry Springer. Yeah,I know, it's Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Yeah, I know that'sall crazy shit, but it was just that I was watching the episode andthis girl was on there hollying about how she crazy, she crazy. Thedude that she so crazy over constantly telling her I don't want to be withyour ass, get the fuck away from me, leave me alone. Ifound somebody else. I want to be with her, I don't want tobe with you, this little nutty bitch is steady Holland about. Oh,you going to be with me? You Ain't going nowhere. I'm crazy.When I tell you we going to be together, then that's it. Ilove you this, that and the other. That's not love, that's obsession.You don't really love that person. You just obsessed with having control orhaving that person in your life. But that's not love. And anybody totell you is love, they need to be smacked in the head with ahammer right along with your simple ass, because that was just some simple shitthat you fighting and arguing. You hiding in bushes, in the fucking bushes, just to see if dude is in the house with a chick or ifhe coming outside, or what is he doing? You creep in and lookingthrough windows, you digging in the man's garbage, garbage for what? Whatis you looking for? Trying to see if you see something with some woman'slipstick on it, some shit like that. That's obsessive behavior. That is nothingto do with being crazy, because he here's the thing about crazy people, and please take this to heart, because this is so true when itcomes to dealing with, as we like to call them, crazy people.Crazy people do not say they crazy. Crazy people think everybody else is fuckingcrazy and they're the only one say so. The next time, did you wantto run around at Hollybod I'm crazy, I'm great. You better pay attentionthat you ain't really crazy. And crazy people don't tell you they crazy. Crazy people think everybody else in the world is crazy and they're the onlyone saying hence that's why they crazy people, because they think they're not crazy.So if you going to play that role of being the crazy person,make sure you actually got some serious psychological issues to deal with. Other thanthat, you just fucking it up for the people who really do have severepsychological issues that they need to address to get treatment, for get, somehelp, but they can't get it. Why? Because they sitting in thatlong ass fucking line with a bunch of ignorant motherfuckers like you trying to playcrazy so you can get a crazy check every month. And that's basically whatit is. A lot of y'all playing crazy because y'all trying to get acrazy check and thinking there, if I go in there and I play themental issue and I'm fucked up in the head and I'm crazy boy. They'regoing to break me off something Nice every month, just dad and the other. But then you got to stay crazy. And here's the mussed up part aboutcollecting the crazy check. Once you get approved to get that crazy check, you don't get the check. You got to designate somebody who ain't crazyto get the check and then give you the money as they see fit thatthey can give it to you, which will probably lead to that person spendingup your damn money. Y'All having a falling out, then our argument,the fighting, whatever else goes on. Then you're going to get exposed fornot being crazy and get your check cut...

...off. Not only option you gotis to reapply and try to come in even crazier than you was before,which probably going to lead to them recommending that you be held for a seventytwo hour mental evaluation to make sure your ass ain't a danger to the publicand yourself. So guess what, that Shit is not going to work themdays is over a collecting a crazy check, going in there and saying some stupidshit and blinking and digging in your nose and eating the boogers and scratchingyour ass and talking like you got Tourette Syndrome and Shit and saying all kindof just wild, goofy ass shit out your mouth and think that was goingto work to get you a crazy check. And now they peep that Shit.They recognize the crazy people think everybody else is crazy and they're saying andthey're not giving out that crazy check as easily as they used to say ten, fifteen, twenty years ago. So if you trying to get a crazycheck, give it up. It ain't happening. No more crazy checks isbeing given out anymore, unless you so damn crazy that you might actually needto be locked up in a psychological facility so you can get some help now. I just wanted to touch on that because we needed to and it's importantand you know, I just want to make sure you people realize that.You know, crazy people don't think they're crazy, they think everybody else iscrazy. So while you playing the crazy role, just remember it's really somecrazy people out here and you won't fuck around and run into one of themand you're going to try to play crazy and no motherfucker is going to reallybe crazy and then they going to come on at your ass crazy and that'swhen you're going to realize the old shit. I need to stop playing a crazyrole, because these motherfuckers out here ain't playing, they ain't fucking around. This mother really sick and I need to get the fuck away from them. So I just wanted to lay that on y'all, you know, giveyou a little something, something to look forward to in the future. Anyway, we going to come back with another topic very shortly. Okay, wegot a new topic for you today, and this topic is the art ofkissing. Yeah, I'm talking about the smooching, lip locking, the tonguetangle, whatever you want to call it. You know what in the hell happenedto it? I mean seriously, just anybody kiss anymore today? Imean so far. You know, if you try to go to adult filmsand get an idea of kissing and stuff like that, you're going to bevery disappointed because unfortunately, and most adult films, man, I mean them, people can't kiss worth shit, least the men can't. I mean Ican't speak for the women, because they look good as he'll kissing each other, but most of they are in their action with one another is kissing orkissing something, but the way they do it with the men now, Imean it's just weak. It's like a couple of pecks, then on theslobbering on some titties, then pushing her head down to Slob on you,Johnson, and then after that is straight up into the fucking. And thenit might be a peck here and they're in the process of all the sex, but the majority of the time is just, you know, just fucking. That's it, just bang, Bang, Bang, Bang Bang, nothing elseto it, you know. And I'm just kind of curious because,you know, I actually met a woman, grown ass woman now, not ayoung girl. And I mean I can understand if you, you know, in your early S, two and twenty three and twenty five and youhaven't had much experience kissing because you just didn't have a willing partner. Butseriously, by the time you hit thirty thirty five, you'll ask you knowhow to Slob a motherfucker, damn, and if you don't know how toslap somebody, Damn, then you need to reevaluate your skills, because youain't got none. And that is kind...

...of fucked up. I mean,seriously, who doesn't know how to kiss these days? But I guess Igot to ask the question. Do People still kiss is kissing a lost art? I mean, do people do it, you know, for the pleasure ofit, or do they do it because it's expected of them? Youknow, I rather do it out of the pleasure then just because you expectme to kiss you or you expect a kiss from me. Now, ifI'm a kiss you, is I'm a kiss you because I want to kissyou and I enjoy the feel of your lips and the taste of your tongueand, you know, the breathing and the touching and you know, theheavy petting and all that good shit that come with it. I mean,I kind of feel sorry for some of Y'all out here, because y'all missingout big time. The intimacy, the passion, the the the lusted didthis built up from kissing. Nobody seemed to do that anymore. Now Ican understand that. You know, nowadays a lot of motherfuckers out here don'tbelieve in fresh breath. You know, kind of hard to want to getdown to kiss some motherfucker when they smelling like a forty or liquor, unlessyou smelling like a forty and a look at your Damn Soel and you know, and if you are smoker, oh it's even worse. You know,I mean, I'm a smoker. So you know I try to you know, prep up before I you know, for I pucker up. You know, breath, men's tick tags, mouthspray, you know, make sure I brushevery day, Gargle at least twice a day, you know, anythingto keep your shit smelling nice and Freshen and, you know, inviting,because the last thing you want is an uninviting breath coming at your ass.Talking about kiss me. So I can see why that might deter people fromkissing as much as they used to, because, like see, nowadays theonly time you see any real kissing is in the movies, and even that, you know they kind of you know, you can see who really kissing andwho just doing it because they act, and that's you know, I mean, but that's Hollywood. You know, you got to expect it. Youknow, not everybody that appears in the movie together it's going to actuallybe kissing one another. You know, I mean, that's just reality.You know, I mean, I might work with you on the film,but that don't mean I want to kiss your ass. I mean Shit,your breath might be bad, yea attitude might be stank. You know manyof reasons why you don't want to put your lips on that person's lips.You know, teeth might be riding my head, Ginger Vitus. I meanit's hosts the reasons that you can come up with why you don't want tokiss a person. I'm just trying to figure out is what happened, isto why that is not as popular as it used to be. I mean, growing up, shit, that's that was. You know how you gotyour first sexual experience? Was Y'all in the back room or the basement orback hallway at the park or something, and Y'all kissing like a motherfucking lickingand slobbing each other. Damn. Nowadays, it seemed like we go straight fromI like you to button making in the bed and fucking like we ina porn movie. And I'm starting to wonder, is that where a lotof the younger generation is getting there as sexual techniques and skills from? isbecause they sitting around watching porn on the phone and thinking that's the way asexual relationship is supposed to look like between two people who are in a relationshipand not realize. Man, this is porn. Porn is designed to lookquick and to the point. You know,...

...firstly, myself, I think asome of this pouring today is a little on the rape side. Youknow, the way they, you know, portray women is these just do's alittle slut. It's that all they got to do is whip out ofDick and all of a sudden she's bowing down. And I mean I seeyou know now some of that shit is just a little bit off the chain. You know, a putting the foot on the head and slapping the tittiesand slapping the you know, choking on them and shit and gagging them whilelaid and, you know, trying to make them suck a dick so hardthat she throwing up. I don't know about y'all, but anybody throwing upon my Dick is not a fucking turn on, least not for me.I can't speak for the rest of y'all. Might like throw up on your Dick, but that's y'all. Go for it. Both power to you.Let's just hope some stomach acid. Don't come up on that, throw upand burn up the head of Your Dick, which is a possibility. So y'allneed to remember that the next time y'all sitting there talking about you gagon it, AAG on it, throw up on it, throw up onit. You get a little bit carried away there, you might fuck upyour shit. And far as I know of there is no repair for aburnt up Dick. I mean, a woman can go buy some new titties, but I ain't heard of a man being able to buy a new dickyet. I guess they working on it, but you know, they ain't puttingout no advertisement to tell motherfuckers to come in, pay fifty sixty grandand get you a new Dick, even though I know, you know there'splenty of Little Dick motherfuckers out there to be more than happy to pay thatmoney to get them few extra inches just so you know they can feel feellike they handling. They've been this in the bedroom. Don't blame them,but you got to do what you got to do. Anyway, back tothe subject at hand. You know, is that why is kissing not acherished art form anymore? I mean kissing his art. You don't just putyour lips together and you kissing. There's some technique to it. You gotto move in slow and gentle you gotta kiss solve. You know, Ihad this one girl. You know, her French kissing was shit. Homegirldidn't know what the fuck she was doing. I don't know who taught her howa French kiss, but she didn't know shit and it was just abad experience. Every time, every single time it was just a bad experience. First of all, way too much slab coming out your damn mouth.This should not be that much damn slob on the kiss period. So eitheryou need to learn how to swallow before you kissing Nigga, or you needto figure out how to dry up your damn mouth before you start trying toask motherfucking to kiss you, because all that Slib and all running down yourchin. All, yeah, that's fine if you sucking a dick, butthat ain't really Koshier when you kissing some lips, least not for a womanto kiss a man's lips. Now for man kissing a woman's lips, andI ain't talking about the lips on her head, I'm talking about that otherSett of lips, then, man, you better be drooling like a motherfucker, slobbing all over that joint once again. The Art of kissing. There's anart to it. Nobody seems to take pride and they skills or theytalent anymore. You know, it ain't ain't about, you know, doingit with some for nest and technique and skilled that it's an enjoyable experience forboth parties involved. Nowadays, everything is whip the dick out, suck onit, suck the Pussy for a few minutes. Now Start fucking like wein a poorn movie and then squirt all over each other and then go tofuck on about our business or move on to the next person. I mean, if that's your thing, and that's your thing, you know, atAin't mine. You know I'm little on the old school. That's why I'ma oldge and you not. Y'All young...

Geez, but y'all can take alittle bit of this old gee wisdom. I mean it's some good game vibeShit here that y'all might need to work on incorporate into your game. Yorein another thing, you know, when you kissing, do not try tolick my fucking consols. You don't have to stick your tongue in that damnfire in my mouth. I mean, Damn, I'm a man. Iain't really crazy about shit touching the back of my throat. Now I can'tspeak for a woman, you know. I mean, Hey, you likesucking Dick, you like feeling the, you know, head of a Dickin the back of your throat, more power to you. But as aman I don't find that shit comfortable or satisfying. And every time me andgirlfriend tried to French kiss, she ram her throat so far down my fuckingthroat and I'm damn near choking on her tongue, like why is your shitso far in my damn mouth? Then when she try to, you know, do the little playful thing like when you French kissing, you know,you let your little tongues play with each other in this that another. Idon't know what the fuck she was doing. You know I'm soft and tender.You know I like to, you know, let the tongue explore,you know, Lick Your Lips, you know, touch the tips, lookalong the side. You know I'm saying, let our tongues intertwine together. Pushingup together her. I don't what the fuck she was doing. Shewas looking my rammer tongue down your throat and then it start flipping it aroundlike it's a fucking bird wing. What the Hell Are you doing? Whythe hell is your tongue flapping all around in my damn mouth? That isnot French kiss. I don't know what the fuck that is. That's almostlike you trying to lick the color off of a ice cream cone or something. You Lick like like the hell, slow down, you know. Yousupposed to do it sensuously, seductively. It's supposed to be an art,its supposed to be, you know, erotic. That kind of kissing wasjust sloppy and nasty. And she swears she was doing something too, butyou know, that's in the past, because I damn sure ain't doing thatshit again. If you don't know how to kiss them, fine, wewon't be kissing and we won't be doing much either, you know, becauseI mean shit, if ain't no kissing in the fucking then for me it'skind of a lost cause. It really ain't going to mount to anything.I'm a hurry up nothing. Get the fuck on about my business because,Yo, shit is boring and lane and unfortunately a lot of these women outhere believe that. You know, I'm a freak. I'm a freak.Why? Because you let somebody fuck you a lot. That ain't a freak, that's just you, like you know, you and inflatable, fucked down.That's about all you a, you know, a mountain to but unlessyou got some kind of finesse, some technique, some way that you liketo have your intimate relationships, you can extablish yourself being more than just something. Did you know? We want to come in busting nothing, roll on, and unfortunately that just seems to be away. A lot of this shitis going today, you know. But really, the art of kissing isa very valuable skill to have, and Y'all motherfuckers need to get your shitright before you start calling yourself any kind of I'm a great lover, orI'm this or I'm mad. You Ain't, ain't shit unless you know how tokiss, because if you ain't intimate, because kissing is intimacy, it producesa air of intimacy in our love making. If we ain't kissing,then this is just a this, this just basically pouring sex, I meannot even poor, and say this prostitute sex. Prostitutes don't kiss. Hurryup, Sticky Dick in bust nut,...

...get the fuck out and give memy money. So we having sex like that, then, shit, thatain't number prostitute sex, and I don't see. I mean it's good fora quick nut, but far is something being satisfactory and high quality or ain't. None of that happened. So I'm just lead that with y'all to startimproving your kissing techniques. Practice on the pillow, if you have to findsome willing partner who likes the kiss, or somebody who, just like you, looking to improve they kissing skills, and y'all can practice together. Youknow, kissing won't end up with pregnancy. See, that's a good thing aboutit. You can kiss and not end up pregnant. You can kissand have a sexual, intimate act with one another that does not require youto get naked. So y'all can feel real touch, you know what I'msaying, and get all into it and at the same time practice your kissingskills, because kissing is something that you know. If you want to keepyour relationship going, you've better learn how to kiss or you end up likegirlfriend who did not know how to kiss, and I ain't fucking with her nomore because that ended our relationship. There you know it. It wasn'tsatisfying, least on my end. I can't speak for her, but formy end I wouldn't satisfy it at all. So you know, I rote thefuck on and I would recommend anybody to do the same thing and rolla fuck on early. Don't try to sit around and hang around and tryto see if you go I'm gonna make you work or I'm a change thisperson in the ain't nobody changing shit. A person only change if they chooseto allow themselves to change. So I don't waste your time trying to turnsomebody into something they ain't and that goes same thing with kissing. If somebodyain't in the kissing then don't try to turn them into somebody that is.That's got to be something that they want to do in something that they enjoydoing. When you enjoy doing it, you do it very good. Whenyou don't enjoy it, you just do it just to get it to fuckover with, so they'll leave you fuck alone about it. So don't putyourself in that position, improve your skills and think. Use that brain,other than keeping your hair rooted to your scoup. Use The brain. Thinkabout what you doing, how you do it, how can you improve doingit? As some questions afterwards or when y'all just chilling. You know ayou just like to wear I kissing. Could I do better? Just that? Another you like tongue action. No, tongue action, I mean shit.Find out what the person likes before you even press them. Just bringyou know. It's a good conversation piece to bring up. You know,hey, what do you think about kissing? You know, you like it,you don't like it. I mean what do you like about it?What you don't like? A body. All that Shit helps. So nowI just wanted to get that in there and I hope y'all enjoyed that topic. And you know OGE going to always come back with some more good topicsfor you. So enjoy this one and when we come back, will hityou with some new topics. All right, okay, I like the thank youtoday for enjoying our show and I hope you got a lot of informationup out of it and I hope you enjoyed everything you heard and also pleaselike, comment and share on our facebook page, which is original guru ofgood game. You can go to facebook and you can like, share,comment, leave some feedback for us, tell us how you enjoyed the episodeor enjoy the show, and if you would like to possibly become a gueston our show, please make sure to hit US up at og zero gameat gmailcom. That's og zero game at gmailcom. Remember it to like,share and comment on our facebook page,...

...which is original guru of good game. So I enjoyed has conversating with you on this episode and I hope youenjoy the conversation we had on this episode and I look forward to bringing yousome more hot topics. And don't forget our side Hustle Sundays will be comingup in two thousand and twenty. Also, be sure if you want to bea guest and you want to Co host our pretty people problems segment.So thank you. I hope you enjoyed the show and, once again,ain't nothing like it in life when your game is vibing right. And that'llbe me. Sign it off that with your host, og zero game.Peace, happiness and love,.

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